Phelan gets bitchy!

Saucer of milk for young pup Senator John Paul Phelan, who proved this week that bitchiness is not just a woman’s game!!

Launching his campaign in Kilkenny, the young Euro hopeful compared Taoiseach Brian Cowen to a child playing monopoly!

“How could they (the Government) be so short sighted, so deaf to the warnings? Then it struck me - Monopoly. Brian Cowen must have learned all he knows about economics from playing monopoly as a child.”

“Ignore the utilities, forget about transport, raid the community chest, take a chance and get out of jail free, build as many houses as you can and then some hotels and you win the game.”

I’m sure that Brian Cowen must have been left thinking that young Phelan doesn’t have a ‘Cluedo’ to be engaging in such ‘Trivial Pursuits’!!